Ay, Ang Tanga!

Ampota lang talaga! Ang tatanga ng mga classmates ko. Sila na! Sila na talaga. Isipin mo ha, pumupunta sila sa school everyday tapos gumagastos sila ng malaking halaga ng pera para sa tuition pero ni katiting ng lessons namin wala man lang silang natutunan. PUCHA LANG! Pag ako teacher nila tapos nalaman ko na matapos halos maubos ng laway ko kaka-explain ng lessons ko sa kanila tapos wala man lang silang na-intindihan ayyyyyy babatukan ko talaga sila isa-isa. Ang nakakainis pa dun kasi ako yung pinapa-explain nila. Ano ako assistant ng teacher? Di kasi sila marunong mag-approach sa teacher pag di nila na-intindihan yung lessons. Sa akin pa talaga sila magtatanong eh alam naman nila na mas may alam yung teacher sa akin, diba? Kung hindi sila tanga at kung gusto talaga nilang masagot yung tanong nila idadirect nila sa teacher yung tanong, diba? Nakaka-irita na kasi nasasayang lang yung perang binabayad nila tapos wala naman silang natututunan. Ano yun? Hello????? Kung di ka ba naman tanga eh pipilitin mong  makinig sa klase at intindihin yung lessons. Eh sila kasi puro chismis lang ang nalalaman. Alam mo yung wala silang paki-alam kung anong pinagsasabi ng teacher sa harap tapos pag nagquiz na dun sila magpapanic, magpapaturo sa akin, magpapa-explain. LECHE!!!! Di ako nag-aral para maging teacher niyo no! At lalong hindi din naman ako education major! POOOOOTA LANG! Mas mabuti pang di na lang sila nag-aral. At mas lalong mabuti sana kung sa akin na lang nila binabayad yung pinambabayad nila sa tuition nila para naman may motivation akong itutor sila, diba? Pero ang masaklap dun wala na nga silang binibigay sa akin ni singkong duling nagrereklamo pa talaga sila pag di ko nasagot ang tanong nila. EXCUSE ME! Hindi po ako si Google para malaman lahat at para masagot lahat ng tanong niyo. Ang mas nakaka-irita pa eh yung di man lang nila na-iisip na nakaka-istorbo na sila sa akin. For example, naka-schedule na yung mga gagawin ko, tapos may bigla na lang susulpot sa bahay magpapaturo ng napakasimpleng lesson. AY EWAN! ANG TANGA TALAGA! Kahit pa-ulit-ulit na inexplain ng teacher yung topic na yun talagang di niya pa nagets. MISS, saan mo ba nahulog yung utak mo? Siyempre, pagbibigyan ko naman siya kasi nga MABAIT AKO. So, masisira ang schedule ko. Imbes na ilalaan ko yung oras na yun sa pagrereview ko ilalaan ko na lang sa pag-explain ng topic ng pa-ulit-ulit sa kanya. Buti sana kung sirang plaka ako kasi di ako magsasawang ulit-ulitin yun pero tao kasi ako eh. Tsaka I have my own fucking plans at sumulpot ka lang kaya di pwedeng lahat ng oras ko ibuhos ko sayo. Tsaka problema sa mga classmates ko kasi di alam ang salitang privacy, basta na lang sumusulpot sa bahay hindi naman sila invited. Buti sana kung di sila nakaka-istorbo pero yung sobra na eh. Hindi ko na magawa yung mga dapat kong gawin kasi andiyan sila. ANG KUKULIT ANG SARAP PAGHAHAMPASIN ANG MGA PAGMUMUKHA! ANG KAKAPAL NG APOG!!!!!!!!!!! Pagdating sa school kinabukasan puro pangalan ko na lang naririnig ko. Oh diba, in demand ako. Pero nakakapagod lang kasi pare-pareho sila ng tinatanong! AMPOTEEEK! Tapos hindi pa ako natatapos sa pagsagot sa isang tanong may naririnig na naman akong tumatawag sa pangalan ko para magtanong na naman. Minsan talaga ang sarap pagsasampalin ng mga classmates ko. HAY NAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


Bat kasi di sila marunong makinig? Tapos sisisihin yung teacher kasi daw di marunong magturo, kasi daw di kumpleto yung tinuturo, kasi ang bilis daw magturo. HELLO~?! You're no longer snotty high school students, okay???? COLLEGE NA KAYO! Dapat marunong kayong magself-study at maging resourceful dapat kayo. Pasalamat nga kayo kasi di pa kayo na-under dun sa mga terror na professors na iniba na ang definition ng salitang teacher. Pinapasa niyo pa sa iba yung mga pagkukulang niyo. Kung may lakas lang talaga ako ng loob matagal ko ng isinampal sa mga pagmumukha niyo yang mga pagkukulang niyo. NAKAKA-INIS NA!!!! Pagkatapos pa ng quiz/exam magrereklamo at manghihinayang. Nakaka-irita pakinggan ng mga pa-ulit-ulit nilang sinasabi! LINTIK NAMAN! Kung nag-aral sana kayo diba? Kung nakinig sana kayo eh di walang problema. NAKAKAPAGOD LANG KASI. PUTA LANG!


Kayo sa kalagayan ko? Anong iisipin niyo? Masyado na talaga nilang inaabuso ang katalinuhan at ang kabaitan ko. Di naman ako masyadong matalino eh, pero kasi may initiative ako, may independence and responsible ako. Alam ko ang mga consequences na dapat kong harapin once na hindi ako nakinig sa teacher. Ayoko kasi nung pagkatapos ng klase magtatanong pa ako sa mga kaklase ko tungkol sa pinaliwanag ng teacher tapos mali-mali yung mga information na binibigay niya. AYOKO TALAGA NG GANUN!


Hindi ba talaga sila mabubuhay ng wala ako? Pano na lang pag di na nila ako classmate? Ewan ko na lang kung anong mangyayari sa kanila. Wala na nga akong time mag-aral tapos magpapaturo pa sila. MASYADO NA SILANG PA-VIP! Kahit anak pa sila ng presidente no, di dapat sila gumaganyan. AASA NA LANG SA IBA. Pano pag wala din akong alam? Makukuntento na lang ba kayo na wala kayong sagot sa mga test papers niyo kasi wala akong masagot sa mga katanungan niyo? KELAN PA BA KAYO MAGBABAGO????? KELAN NIYO PA MATATANGGAP NA HINDI NA KAYO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS???? Hindi na kayo elementary para subu-an pa! OKAY????? POOTA LANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LECHE.................... NAKAKA-INIS! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ANG TATANGA NIYONG LAHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HANAPIN NIYO NGA YUNG MGA UTAK NIYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TSAKA WAG NIYO NA AKONG ISTORBOHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LECHE............ VIP KAYO??????????????????????????????? EH NAAALALA NIYO LANG NAMAN AKO PAG MAY KAILANGAN KAYO SAKEN EH........... LECHE KAYONG LAHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LECHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANONG PINAGMAMALAKI NIYO HA????????????????????????????? MAGANDA KAYO???????????????????? ANG LAKAS NG LOOB NIYONG MAGLANDI EH HINDI NGA KAYO MARUNONG MAG-INTINDI NG LESSONS NATIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH..............


Annoyed and pissed off,
Smo~

Cravings

I've been craving for arroz caldo for like a week already! >.< Ewan. Hinahanap-hanap talaga ng panlasa at sikmura ko eh. Kumain na naman ako last week pero iba yata yung nakain ko. Hindi yata yun arroz caldo. Iba ang lasa eh. Haha. 

I also want to eat puto bumbong~ Oo, simbang gabi na pero din pa rin ako nakakakain ng puto bumbong... Alam niyo kung bakit? Pila-pila ang mga tao, juice ko! Sold out palagi yung mga puto bumbong sa labas ng simbahan. Ang sosyal pa kasi may mga reservation echos pa sila. Nyaha! Talaga kasing feel na feel mo na malapit na ang pasko pag kumain ka ng puto bumbong. *sigh* Kelan ko kaya matitikmang muli ang sarap ng puto bumbong?

Pizza!!!! O diba? From Pinoy food to Italian. Haha! Ang tagal na kasi since the last time I ate pizza eh.. Di ko na maalala! Gusto ko ng pizza na maraming maraming mozzarella cheese!!! Naglalaway na ako!!!!!!

Have you seen their latest commercial? Hahaha. Ang adik lang. Gusto ko tuloy kumain nito para maconfirm kung tumutugtog nga ng Hey Daydreamer pag binuksan mo yung Cornetto disc. Hahaha.. 

Actually, marami pa akong gustong kainin. Gusto ko ng siomai, fries *drools*, gusto ko din ng hamon. Ay naku! >.< 

Ewan, naglilihi yata ako. LOL.

Happy Birthday Taylor Swift

This was supposed to be posted yesterday but I lost my connection! >.<

Anyway,

You're the first person to show me that being a fangirl 

isn't a waste of time. You make every cent that I spend on every 

Tay Swift merchandise I buy worth it. You were the first person to 

inspire me through music. You showed me that magic and 

fairy tale-like love story happen in real life. You were one of 

the people who helped me to find a place in this world.

You taught me how to get out of the shadows of

others and stop being invisible.

It all started with teardrops on my guitar and

I don't think it will ever end. You make me crazier with the 

beautiful music you make and, of course, your beauty.

I love your beautiful eyes, your laugh, everything. 

Even though I've met other people to idolize, I will 

still forever and always be fearless to tell everyone that I 

am a certified Taylor Swift fan and I will never quit being one, 

why should I? Tell me why should I quit because I can't 

find any reasons. You've signed my heart with a permanent 

marker, that's why.I will never stop listening to your 

wonderful songs. I will still be cheering for you, pray for you, 

sing with you, vote for you and congratulate you every time 

you win an award and that's the way I love you.

Please don't ever change. Promise us that you will 

never be one of those people who turned untouchable. 

Remain grounded and remain being the Taylor 

Swift we knew from the very beginning.

The Taylor Swift with a perfectly good heart.

I was enchanted to know you, Taylor.

The day I first heard your music was like 

the best day ever. 

Thank you, Taylor. Stay beautiful inside and out.


Happy birthday and may God bless you.

Lovin' life,

Smo~

Thank You, LORD

Lord, I thank you for everything. Words cannot express how thankful I am. THANK YOU SO MUCH. Thank you for always being there for me. You never left me... THANK YOU, LORD. THANK YOU FOR THIS ANOTHER YEAR YOU'VE ADDED INTO MY LIFE.

Happy birthday to me! ;)

Lovin' life,
-Smo-

Hello December, Goodbye November

Goodbye November.. Waaah! I can't believe it's already been 30 days! It feels like it was just a week ago when I said 'hello' to you.. But anyway, thank you for being so nice to me! :)

Hello December! OMG. I am so excited. Please, please, please be nice to me! 제발 잘해줘~

-Smo-

Birthday Wish

What do I want on my birthday? Besides a cake...... Hmmmm..... PRESENTS!!! Of course! Hahaha.. Who doesn't want presents?? Raise your hands!!! The people who raised their hands are hypocrites, liars and in denial! Honestly, I wish for lots and lots of presents for my birthday. I want everything on my wishlist to be given to me.. (Oops, forgot to post my birthday/Christmas wishlist here!) I don't like forcing people to give me presents though. I don't want them to give me things that are not from their heart. Gifts without sincerity are pieces of SHIT!


Anyway..... I am turning a year older again tomorrow! Waaaah. Time flies, really. I can't believe it has been a year already.... Time, please slow down. 


I love it when it's my birthday. For once in every year people around me make me so special....... They let me use that special day for me not to do house chores. Haha. I can't stop smiling because people are greeting me from time to time. My wall in Facebook is flooded with birthday greetings (with smileys). Even my friends in Facebook who are not really my friends in real life take time to write a birthday greeting on my wall. Those little things really make me happy. I appreciate it. Maybe that's why I am so excited for tomorrow. I've never been this excited before for my birthday. Haha! Plus, I'll be spending my special day with my family again. Not like last year. And also, my friends are coming so I am so ecstatic. I hope everything falls into places. Like what I said, it doesn't have to be perfect, I just want it to be memorable. So yeah, I hope everything turns out well. Good luck to me! :)


Wish? I wish for world peace, happiness, good health, SS501 comeback, the safety of my loved ones, success and of course, WEALTH! :P


Lovin' life
-Smo-

Birthday Cakes

So tomorrow (December 2) is gonna be my special day. My birthday! I was looking for birthday cake pictures online to add something interesting along with my birthday post and look what I found....

This cake is funny. REALLY! >.< I can't even.. HAHAHA!

Who would've think that this is a cake?

It's too cute. Thought it was a toy.

This one is super duper cute I'd be scared

to eat it. A fan made it for Ellen for the Ellen Show.

Winter cake.

Isn't it super cute? A cake with babies...

A cow cake... Haha. I want a pig!

An apology cake. NICE!

Space invader cake. LOL.

Looks like shit to me....

Haha. This is so sweet but... HOLE? WHITE? ROTFL!

Daddy! Teach your kids how to spell words!!!

Who wants to eat this cake? Not me.

The coolest wedding cake EVER!!! Hah!

An IPod cake!!!!!!

Harry Potter cake. Haha. But he doesn't 

look like Harry Potter to me.. LOL.

Look at Hogwarts, looks like a house of a witch.

Who would've thought this is a fucking cake??? 0_o

Super Mario cake with Mario and his princess on top ;)

Popcorn cake!!! Hahaha. SICK!

Tabasco cake. Waaah. Hope it doesn't taste like Tabasco. LOL.

I know, those were cool and sick cakes.. I want to have 'em all on my birthday and let everyone in our street eat everything. Hahaha! But to tell you honestly, I only want a simple cake for my birthday. Like this...

So.... Enjoy the cakes! ;)

-Smo-

(Photo source: Tumblr.com)